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THIS PHOTO - Encapsulates everything that's wrong with America




VIOLIN BOW - Don't play guitar with it... Unless you are Jimmy Page


TAGS: music guitar guitarrist jimmy page led zeppelin
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by LIPCoelho

... - October 31, 2008, 2:40 pm
And it fucks up the bow REALLY bad, those bitches are expensive... bows on electric bass sound horrid
small e - September 4, 2008, 9:14 pm
ever heard of sigur ros? the singer plays guitar with a bow all the time and sounds great live
Dustin Marthington - August 3, 2008, 12:26 am
trip enough balls, and it'll make you shit your pants. in a good way of course.
S8N - June 3, 2008, 8:44 pm
you probably shouldn't even if you are... you ever hear that live? not as cool as you'd think


TURN THE PAGE - I swear, you are the slowest reader ever!


TAGS: cat book turn page
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - March 18, 2015, 8:42 am
Why I didn't fav this when I first saw it, I have no idea.


FINALLY... - I can log off now


TAGS: internet rnr lastpage google
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by RnRollie

jeffhardy25 - June 13, 2011, 5:59 pm
Achievement
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:22 am
TL;DR


JIMMY HENDRICKS - Pink Floyd Bassist R.I.P. 1942 - 1970


TAGS: jimmy page jimi hendrix rip bassist guitarist pink floyd led zeppelin
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by GTFO

Genius - October 5, 2009, 5:46 am
You must be a master baiter indeed.
Cerebus42 - September 26, 2009, 2:54 pm
Five lions for your excellent fishing skills.
LogicDude - September 7, 2009, 11:52 am
Hmmmm...caught 2 *checks size limit* they're keepers! *resets troll bait*
PD - September 7, 2009, 1:27 am
Yo dumb azz that Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin
Jake Eagle - August 28, 2009, 11:55 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters dude, roger waters is the bassist for pink floyd, and he's still alive. i guess there's a part to this joke i don't get which is probably the case, and after reading other comments, it looks that way.
Moe - June 3, 2009, 5:45 am
I get that it's a joke. And it's funny, don't get me wrong. BUT...... I still wanted to die when I read that.
Rhodopis - March 25, 2009, 10:09 pm
D:
Cubbybear - March 25, 2009, 9:15 pm
Start a tunnel and die! The troops are at the ready waiting for EGD's signal
dgbt - March 25, 2009, 7:13 pm
Hey, that's not right....................oh, ok, I get it, it's not supposed to be right


BETTY PAGE - Rest In Peace you pin-up goddess


TAGS: betty page
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Spearman

phydeaux - November 12, 2009, 3:17 pm
Alive or dead...I love Bettie Page....uuuummmmm...leather outfits...
LogicDude - December 13, 2008, 4:57 pm
Oh I love this....did the family call and officially confirm it to you yet? They won't let us know until they tell you first!
Scorpio7 - December 13, 2008, 4:54 pm
My apologies to all. She did die on 12-11, but her name is spelled "Bettie," and not as shown on the posters.
GoForthAndDie - December 13, 2008, 4:51 pm
news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081212/ap_en_ce/obit_bettie_page
Scorpio7 - December 13, 2008, 4:50 pm
Someone is posting that she passed away on December 11th, but I haven't seen that officially confirmed, yet.
Scorpio7 - December 13, 2008, 4:48 pm
It's kind of difficult for one to "rest in peace," when they are STILL ALIVE. Her official website doesn't mention that she has died. http://bettiepage.org


PSYCHOLOGY - Psychiatrists! All they do is tell you you love your MOTHER!..... than goose you for $500 Dollars.




THE INTERNET -


TAGS: google search page internet linkfox101113 racist why are black people so loud
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by LinkFox101113

pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:35 pm
and why are sperm small and mobile?
pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:34 pm
I looked up 'Why are' and the first two things were: Why are people gay?(Thats kinda rude
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol "Why are there school."


SPAGET - He's A Grown Man


TAGS: spaget tim and eric adult swim spook
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by OhQueso

union - April 26, 2009, 8:06 am
He's available or parties.


WE LOVE OUR CHILDREN - Now go make Mommy proud


TAGS: child beauty pageants
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

Krissie - April 29, 2010, 1:01 am
This is just sick. No wonder why kids are SO damned obsessed with their overall images of themselves and their peers. Parents should be HUNG for making their kids look like this!
GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 6:36 pm
Is this for the mini-adult beauty contest? These children also look like they realize make-up is made of dead animals..
Wolfheart - March 15, 2010, 6:19 pm
It's Actually Very Sickening The Way Mothers Do This To Thier Child, Just Because They Failed In The Beauty Department, Dosn't Mean They Should Force It Upon Thier Children.


LIFE -


TAGS: time human nature waste tear out single page throw whole book fire george sand quote
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by giulio

Claude - October 3, 2009, 5:26 am
So True... 5L!
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:50 am
Great! 5/5


Longcat -


TAGS: rampage city lol funny attack
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by spitfire111

PHALE - August 13, 2009, 7:59 pm
jesus christ dude. enough with the damn long cat already :O


VICARIOUS -


TAGS: ugly swan pageant mom psycho
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:54 am
This is really superb.
ICEMAN - February 1, 2012, 10:36 pm
Nice work Minkey. 5 rubber duckies
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 8:48 pm
oh Ok, thank you :)
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:27 pm
in your mind, anyways
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:26 pm
You can't be that blonde for real. Felt or undergone as if one were taking part in the experience or feelings of another: IE, your kid wins a pageant, you become a winner.
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 8:13 pm
I would say this is a search engine, why ?
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 6:14 pm
what is google?
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:12 pm
what is vicarious ?


THE GOOD OLD DAYS -


TAGS: carrie prejean miss america beauty pageant
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

TragithTheOdd - January 15, 2012, 5:48 am
Well in those days your armpit wasnt an anus
Sean - June 15, 2009, 10:48 pm
Screw you. Miss Crabtree was a babe. Probably still it. Now what's goin' on with this skinny chick's right armpit? Ewwwww.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 4:09 pm
On the other hand, Miss Crabtree wasn't all that sexy, either.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 4:08 pm
I'm still not impressed with her.... despite the bonus vagina placed closer to her breast.


THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Some People Pray At Their Dinner Table, Other People Pray To Their Dinner Table.


TAGS: spagetti religion science monster flying
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Seiji

Cubbybear - March 25, 2011, 3:41 pm
A keeper...I REALLY LOLed.


MANTINOOB -


TAGS: 5 but frontpage is good
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - February 22, 2012, 7:49 am
Thanks Zet, apparently supplication works! (…almost)
Zetmonk - February 22, 2012, 2:22 am
Neat one Gary!
ICEMAN - February 21, 2012, 10:45 pm
Quit begging. Fünf Löwen.
gas - February 21, 2012, 8:36 pm
ROTFL xDDD


OLD PAGES OF KNOWLEDGE -


TAGS: pages of knowledge prison
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Faceplant31 - December 30, 2009, 11:34 am
ROTFLMAO!!
LogicDude - December 30, 2009, 6:40 am
Lesson 2: No matter what your cellmate may try to tell you, the "soap on a rope" does NOT go around your ankle.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 5:14 pm
Ahhhh... Day 1; Lesson 1.


HOOTERS SWIMSUIT PAGENT - delightfully tacky yet unrefined




Longcat -


TAGS: rampage city lol funny attack
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by spitfire111

Robert - September 24, 2009, 2:10 am
Reminds me of Monty Python... ... Thats the WTC, isn't it?


THE HANGOVER -


TAGS: is this building pager friendly
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

CaptainBaked - April 19, 2011, 7:05 am
Thanks :)
tellitlikeitis - April 19, 2011, 7:00 am
Cute.


THE LADIES OF MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: ladies of motifake pageant
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by culos

corbett06 - April 9, 2011, 5:06 pm
i vote TOC...sorry didnt realize such an old post...but i still vote TOC
HAL8999 - April 10, 2010, 5:40 pm
The one with the biggest t1ts!! D'uh!
Cubbybear - January 10, 2010, 8:29 pm
I have personal faves...which will remain private
phydeaux - January 10, 2010, 7:55 pm
I refuse to make a choice, as the one I don't choose will most likely hurt me...Falcon Punch via TCP/IP...
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 5:14 pm
LMAO!
rerun - January 10, 2010, 5:13 pm

BrieHere is no longer here, I deem her BriaThere since she is there
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 5:11 pm
(with all due respect to sir culos)
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 5:10 pm
malt malt malt malt malt malt - enough already!
Chompers - January 10, 2010, 5:09 pm
I don't think that it's our call. I think the M.A.L.T. chooses the winner.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 5:07 pm
On the left.... is that........ BriaHere?
rerun - January 10, 2010, 5:05 pm

Damn Culos, you trying to get us killed here?


BULLSHIT - causes banner blindness


TAGS: bullshit webpage banner ad blindness
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

Treehodger - February 19, 2010, 12:32 pm
Not to mention the zero with the dash in it means "No Set", meaning her "I.Q." is posted at 14, if that. : /
Treehodger - February 19, 2010, 12:30 pm
The I.Q. Test actually is flawed in that it tests the previous knowledge on set questions based around Math, Science, History, and Composition. There are more fields of intelligences that are left out. A person with an "I.Q." of 80 can still be a genius.
Me_ - December 21, 2009, 5:58 pm
IQ means nothing! Einstein had a 160, mine was 165. Einstein created E=MC^2, I created a bong.
murkhaz - November 23, 2009, 8:54 am
Albert Einstein had like 140 so unlikely not.
boeweizer - October 22, 2009, 1:57 am
145 or higher is actual genius that's just "gifted" and yes i think it went to her hips
Claire - September 8, 2009, 9:59 pm
140 is genious, now?
BriaHere - August 9, 2009, 3:04 pm
How would you know that her IQ isn't that high?
spencer - August 9, 2009, 10:48 am
where did the genius go her hips! j/k
Anon. - July 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
Actually her IQ is really that high. She's at the "genius" level.


Longcat -




MIS CALIFOFNIA -


TAGS: girls stupid pagents
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by KDC

WTFO - November 21, 2009, 12:37 am
The dixie chicks had the right to say their statement and their fans (mostly Southern and patriotic) had the right to stop buying their CDs and damage their careers. My point is Obama wasn't railroaded because he is a liberal. True hypocrosy from the left
CANADA - November 21, 2009, 12:21 am
any time someone says something controversial they seem to get railroaded, remember the dixie chicks and george bush?
WTFO - November 21, 2009, 12:15 am
Let's see...she's attacked and considered a homophobic idiot because she believes that marriage is between 1 man and 1 woman. Hmmm, Obama said the same statement in Aug 2008. By the liberal position on her, wouldn't that make Obama a homophobic idiot?
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 1:57 pm
"How come all the civil rights orgs didn't step up to back her 1st Amendment rights?" Easy, she wasn't supposed to say anything but, "I'll be right back with that sammich."
me4891 - November 20, 2009, 1:43 pm
She isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer but she was asked her opinion and got her ass kicked for it. How come all the civil rights orgs didn't step up to back her 1st Amendment right


COURAGE - Looking the gay judge in the eye and disagreeing with his "lifestyle," knowing it will cost you your rightfully-earned crown.


TAGS: carrie prejean perez hilton gay homo homosexual miss california pageant universe
Rating: 2.37/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Agent K - August 3, 2009, 8:09 pm
smokin hot insane but smokin hot
idiots - May 13, 2009, 8:39 pm
She didnt lose the crown because if donald says she's in, shes in. Donald hates fags too obviously.
Yup - May 12, 2009, 4:43 pm
Haha, i know why Perez Hilton is so mad... looking at Carrie Prejean up on stage must have "set him straight". Or in other words, Prejean is so hot, Perez isnt gay anymore! now excuse me while I complete my objective for clicking on this poster "fap". Ha
Jmac0585 - May 7, 2009, 12:30 pm
Because, LD, his agenda was as hidden as his sexuality. He did not do himself any favors.
LogicDude - May 6, 2009, 2:40 pm
I wonder why that flaming beotch Perez didn't ask that question of all the contestants? I wonder which ones would have folded knowing that the fudgepacker asking the question would vote them down if they were honest? Kudos to this lady!
Anonymous2 - May 6, 2009, 1:10 pm
Wait a sec... Perez Hilton is gay? What the hell is he doing judging a women's beauty contest, then? That's like asking a deaf man judging a music contest.
Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 10:40 am
Also, my punctuation is correct.
Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 9:44 am
In a contest the object is to win, unless you have convictions. At that point those with convictions do not yield, and those without demonstrate their cowardice and corruption and do what they can to win. See: Arlen Specter.
Bob Chin - May 6, 2009, 7:37 am
Wait just a second....Perez Hilton is gay!!! Wow, I wonder if his sisters knew about that. Not that Paris wouldn't be down with it, shes all like "that's hott", with nearly everything.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 6, 2009, 12:28 am
You, agdaniele, are a hero on the front of the Great Grammar War of 2009. I salute you! Vive Le Punctuation!
agdaniele - May 5, 2009, 8:43 pm
I'd also like to point out the punctuation placed AFTER the end quotes. It actually DOES feel better.
agdaniele - May 5, 2009, 8:41 pm
Courage? I disagree. It's a contest... in a contest, the object is to win. You're taking a gross lapse in situational awareness and intelligence and labeling it as "courage". Opinion aside, it was a shining moment of ignorance.


AMERICA -


TAGS: america pageant tv
Rating: 2.2/5
spacedog - July 16, 2009, 3:57 pm
free love not trade
CANADA - July 16, 2009, 3:54 pm
I need you all to meet me in my office so we can seal the deal on this NAFTA thing
spacedog - July 16, 2009, 3:48 pm
need a lil NAFLA action there
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2009, 3:32 pm
Miss Canada is perfect for me, Tall, Dark, and she looks dumb....perfect.
BriaHere - July 16, 2009, 3:26 pm
Miss Mexico is the prettiest. Me thinks.
Me - June 24, 2009, 5:42 am
I'll take Mexico. Maybe Canada. She might be almost as tall as me.
random - June 2, 2009, 8:16 pm
i fuck mexico and usa canada to tall go canada
Z-Bob - May 7, 2009, 10:26 am
I'll take North America for one night...I'll even make breafast.
gawd - March 10, 2009, 9:24 pm
2 years the us one will be fat
4Real - February 11, 2009, 12:14 pm
She is certenly french canadian, beacose she is cute..No explanation needed.
LogicDude - January 8, 2009, 8:12 am
Canadians have to be tall. Look how high up there it is...I can never quite reach past Illinois myself.
Bob Chin - January 7, 2009, 9:07 pm
Glllorious and freee, Oh, Caaaanadaaaa We stand on guard for thee. Cause yr so damn tall!!!
barockeva - January 7, 2009, 7:11 pm
Ohhhhhh caaaanadaaaa
Blueglass - December 18, 2008, 3:30 pm
This poster should have been titled "NAFTA: a good idea after all"
Nobody - October 23, 2008, 11:48 am
They're ALL hot, why is there even a debate?
RnR - September 17, 2008, 4:59 pm
now, now, play nice, dont go pestering the canucks
Tony - September 17, 2008, 12:43 pm
OMG, if you're Canadian, you're from Canadia, do you get the joke? I swear common sense has to be spoon fed to you fucking retards.
RnR - September 4, 2008, 4:41 am
there is more room for the beltbuckle imprint...
spencer - September 3, 2008, 7:25 pm
canada for all you faggity spell checkers.
spencer - September 3, 2008, 7:24 pm
I don't know. miss mexico looks really great too. Miss canad has a big forehead.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 2, 2008, 10:32 am
Canadia?
Shtoink - September 2, 2008, 4:04 am
Miss Canadia is tall...
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 2:27 pm
USA gets to be in the middle of the best sandwich evar! Now I know what the F in NAFTA stands for.
jj - August 29, 2008, 2:14 pm
omg - how much would you spend for a night with all 3 of them at the same time????


DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE -


TAGS: goose rampage over rhyme
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

BobbEdwards - September 16, 2013, 3:12 pm
Glorious...5/F
Sho - September 15, 2013, 5:21 pm
E5caping is futile
Silverheart - September 15, 2013, 2:52 pm

The call of SHO-thullu, the great old one...


Male or Female -




A Special Needs Pageant -


TAGS: pageant butterface bagheads legs swimsuit
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

premiumgrade - December 17, 2013, 8:57 am
Thank you, GaryO. Clever comment. I'd give you 5 lions for the comment if I could.
GaryO - December 15, 2013, 5:46 pm
No explanation needed. This is excellent. Or rather…… Premium Grade


FAMILIARITY -


TAGS: victim of circumstance pages of your family album stuck together
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

redhdsrbst - May 15, 2010, 8:01 am
I always heard "The closer the kin the sweeter the skin." - 5 Sweet Lions
forseti - May 15, 2010, 5:11 am
INCEST - a game for the (w)hole family! epic picture, 5 ligers
sickartist - May 14, 2010, 10:31 pm
I don't remember ANY of my ex's relatives I even wanted to see naked... 5L though
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 10:21 pm
Yay incest!
Cubbybear - May 14, 2010, 9:52 pm
I think Bro-In Law's wife is his sister...ewww!
rerun - May 14, 2010, 8:39 pm

hmmmm, by bro-in-law wife is smoking.....
Sean - May 14, 2010, 8:23 pm
Beautiful. And as we say in my family, Never put off to tomorrow what your sister's future husband won't let you do tomorrow. Or something like that.
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:25 pm
Well done, 5L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 14, 2010, 4:25 pm
Hi-Larious 5L.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 4:04 pm
Is that you, cousin pie?
pieman - May 14, 2010, 3:57 pm
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family. That is what Ma(auntie) Pa(uncle) used to say. 5 kissin cousins.


MISSIONARY -




EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS -


TAGS: horizons congress pages
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by ronsart

LogicDude - March 27, 2009, 12:35 pm
How can you tell that a Congressman read a book? All the pages are bent over....
Cubbybear - March 27, 2009, 12:19 am
Reminiscing Ron? LOL!


MO & MOOOOOO - You'll forever be first IMO!!


TAGS: moooooo mo forever on the same page of opposite books cause mines usually a coloring book
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by MO

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
I'd never seen this one....5 slightly creepy lions.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:07 pm
Come on Moooo! You never saw my poster? Read the tags.


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